22 Push-ups
I was challenged to do 22 push-ups to raise awareness about veteran suicide rates, 22 a day. I’m a bit disadvantaged on the push-up challenge, … Continue reading 22 Push-ups
Author: Crawdad Joke Soon
I'm Crawdad Joke Soon, an anagram of Jason Edward Cook, but you won't hear a crawdad joke just yet.
The Essence 1990s’ Desperation
When things got tough finishing up my second to last grad. class for Eng. Lit. and Creative Writing, I didn’t run from the creative process. I … Continue reading The Essence 1990s’ Desperation
She is never, never, ever telling you her lover
Ooh, we cast our souls to hell last night
But ooh, this time I’m telling you, I’m telling you
She is never never ever telling you her lover
She is never never ever telling you her lover
She won’t talk as his sin walks around town secretly
but…she is never never never ever telling you her lover Continue reading She is never, never, ever telling you her lover
Courage Verification Licensures Triple while Teacher Applications Half
July 24, 2015 | Indianapolis Despite sharp declines in teacher morale and applications, a booming economy readies to emerge. Hoosiers, primed by Religious Freedom Legislation, Gay Climate … Continue reading Courage Verification Licensures Triple while Teacher Applications Half
Soylent Green is People! OR “Hills Like White Elephants” discusses ABORTION!
I just finished two more grad. classes, and my endless essays entertain me at times, always right after I turn them in and sometimes after I see their grades. I love literature like…a fat kid loves cake, no, unhealthy Continue reading Soylent Green is People! OR “Hills Like White Elephants” discusses ABORTION!
Put the Kids to Bed
Watch this GoT spun Supreme Court decision. Continue reading Put the Kids to Bed
18 Things I’m Not, so Stop Judging Me, Okay?
I’m not a drinker, but I have to say that IPAs are so much more satisfying to drink than light beers. Why waste your time on … Continue reading 18 Things I’m Not, so Stop Judging Me, Okay?
What I think about when I’m shopping at Pet Supplies Plus
Turtle doc, I can’t break out my shell, turtle doc. Rat wheel, all this effort gets me there, rat wheel. Spinning wheels are never made more … Continue reading What I think about when I’m shopping at Pet Supplies Plus
“I was 19: 90’s Angst”
CHS held a Poetry Jam and Book Exchange last week, and so was I inspired to relate my experiences of teenage angst to the next generation. What … Continue reading “I was 19: 90’s Angst”
Hostage Negotiator
Oh, damn. Where am I? What is this? I can’t see anything. Why can’t I see anything? How is that possible? How could there be nothing … Continue reading Hostage Negotiator
