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I'm Crawdad Joke Soon, an anagram of Jason Edward Cook, but you won't hear a crawdad joke just yet.
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22 Push-ups

April 26, 2016May 21, 2016 Crawdad Joke Soon

I was challenged to do  22 push-ups to raise awareness about veteran suicide rates, 22 a day.   I’m a bit disadvantaged on the push-up challenge, … Continue reading 22 Push-ups

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The Essence 1990s’ Desperation

December 7, 2015October 20, 2016 Crawdad Joke Soon

When things got tough finishing up my second to last grad. class for Eng. Lit. and Creative Writing, I didn’t run from the creative process. I … Continue reading The Essence 1990s’ Desperation

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She is never, never, ever telling you her lover

September 28, 2015September 28, 2015 Crawdad Joke Soon

Ooh, we cast our souls to hell last night

But ooh, this time I’m telling you, I’m telling you

She is never never ever telling you her lover

She is never never ever telling you her lover

She won’t talk as his sin walks around town secretly

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Courage Verification Licensures Triple while Teacher Applications Half

July 24, 2015 Crawdad Joke Soon

July 24, 2015 | Indianapolis Despite sharp declines in teacher morale and applications, a booming economy readies to emerge. Hoosiers, primed by Religious Freedom Legislation, Gay Climate … Continue reading Courage Verification Licensures Triple while Teacher Applications Half

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Soylent Green is People! OR “Hills Like White Elephants” discusses ABORTION!

July 12, 2015July 12, 2015 Crawdad Joke Soon

I just finished two more grad. classes, and my endless essays entertain me at times, always right after I turn them in and sometimes after I see their grades. I love literature like…a fat kid loves cake, no, unhealthy Continue reading Soylent Green is People! OR “Hills Like White Elephants” discusses ABORTION!

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Put the Kids to Bed

June 26, 2015June 27, 2015 Crawdad Joke Soon

Watch this GoT spun Supreme Court decision. Continue reading Put the Kids to Bed

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18 Things I’m Not, so Stop Judging Me, Okay?

June 26, 2015June 26, 2015 Crawdad Joke Soon

I’m not a drinker, but I have to say that IPAs are so much more satisfying to drink than light beers. Why waste your time on … Continue reading 18 Things I’m Not, so Stop Judging Me, Okay?

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What I think about when I’m shopping at Pet Supplies Plus

June 13, 2015June 13, 2015 Crawdad Joke Soon

Turtle doc, I can’t break out my shell, turtle doc. Rat wheel, all this effort gets me there, rat wheel. Spinning wheels are never made more … Continue reading What I think about when I’m shopping at Pet Supplies Plus

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“I was 19: 90’s Angst”

May 23, 2015June 26, 2015 Crawdad Joke Soon

CHS held a Poetry Jam and Book Exchange last week, and so was I inspired to relate my experiences of teenage angst to the next generation. What … Continue reading “I was 19: 90’s Angst”

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Hostage Negotiator

May 15, 2015June 26, 2015 Crawdad Joke Soon

Oh, damn. Where am I? What is this? I can’t see anything. Why can’t I see anything? How is that possible? How could there be nothing … Continue reading Hostage Negotiator

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