The Essence 1990s’ Desperation

When things got tough finishing up my second to last grad. class for Eng. Lit. and Creative Writing, I didn’t run from the creative process. I distilled the essence of all 1990s’ desperate sex seeking anthems, and I present it to you now, but honestly, this stuff writes itself.

 

Click the link: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=gp68qgkzAzw#Goo_Goo_Dolls_-_Slide

and sing desperately!

 

Did you whisper Tears for Fears?

those things of 80s feels

I’ll give you everything’

that’s in the nineties

 

Do you ever feel alone?

I exist and have a car

not great but it’s a start

 

I wanna have sex in the 90s

The millenium’s just too long

before 99

 

Yeah, This song worked til 99

 

Don’t you miss the fads you’ve killed?

No cord was on the phone

No TV’s on the wall

No one had powned you

 

Don’t supposed I’ll ever be

Jerry Maguire’s biggest fan

something I can admit

But ya make me complete

 

I wanna have sex in the nineties

The millenium’s just too long

before 99

99

 

And I’ll do anythin’ to get inside your jnco jeans

giant leg holes they excite me’ more than fall

Oh, May

What’s your IM screen name?

I’ll log on when mother’s gone

And when I’m on chat privately

Oh, May

Do you wanna get connected to trade pics?

 

And I’ll do anythin’ to get inside your jnco jeans

giant leg holes they excite me’ more than fall

Oh, May

What’s your IM screen name?

i’ll log on when mother’s gone

And when I’m on chat privately

Oh, May

Do you wanna get connected to trade pics?

 

until 99?

 

I wanna have sex in the nineties

The milleniums just too long

 

And I’ll do anythin’ to get inside your jnco jeans

(Yeah, slide)

before tinder before facebook and no fall

(yeah slide)

And I’ll do anythin’ to get inside your jnco jeans

(Yeah slide)

before tinder before facebook and no fall

(Oh, oh slide)

Yeah, women love fall now yeah they love fall as much as IM in 99

Let’s, just chat today, chat today, chat today, chat today

 

Pandora’s “Crash into Me” radio station  inspired me to find the essence of 1990s Desperation.

 

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