More for Less

If only there were more cats, there would be less scratch fever and fewer tongues. If only there were more dogs, there would be fewer days and less summer and rain. If only there were more monkeys, there would be less tomfoolery. If only there were more beans, there would be less gossip. If only there were more pickles, there would be less blushing. If only there were more wool, there would be less deception. If only there were more pipers, there would be fewer bills to pay. If only there were more coal, there would be fewer miners’ daughters. … Continue reading More for Less


I take each moment under the microscope– Divide, maybe conquer. Each nerve Exposed to information, blind to pain, deaf to excuses, mindful, cynical, analytical. Competition graded my reflexes into smoothed highways. Ready to transport actions, transition to new positions, and Pounce on opportunities. I think about What could possibly be said to make the most Of my situation–only saying it when my gain is peaked. And when I talk to you, understand– Each moment, I’m trying to coolly, comfortably, Un-pressingly, steadily, considerately, clinically, Comically get you into bed, backseat, bathroom… But listen– You’ll keep coming back, because everyone else is … Continue reading 😉